1. Buy new designer clothes. Â 2. Buy new designer shoes. Â 3. Practice her beauty contest walk once she recovers. Â 4. Find Joe the Plumber. Â 5. Challenge the driver to a debate. Â 6. Look for an energy solution to the [...]
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Yucca Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Pedestrian Accident
Yucca Valley Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Mccain Would Do in a Personal Injury Car Accident
1. Give a speech.  2. Make an economic plan to save some money.  3. Suspend his campaign.  4. Be conservative.  5. Reduce taxes  6. Distance himself from Bush.  7. Announce that the economy is fundamentally sound. [...]
Yucca Valley Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Truck Accident
1. Fall for another fake phone call from the French President offering his sympathy. Â 2. Throw the McCain aides who are trashing her under the proverbial wheels of the truck. Â 3. Lay low in Alaska. Â 4. Go moose hunting. Â 5. Have the [...]
Joshua Tree Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Fun Things to Do in Alaska
Here is Joshua Tree Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Visit beautiful Visalia. Â 2. Look across the water and see what Russia is up to. Â 3. Feed the polar bears some democrats. Â 4. Have a drink with a maverick. Â 5. Learn [...]
Yucca Valley Business Attorney’s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Would Change in Washington
Here is Yucca Valley Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Put a Saks Fifth Avenue store next to the white house. Â 2. Refuse to allow members of the press access to the white house, except for Fox News. Â 3. Put the Vice President in charge of the [...]


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