1. Buy new designer clothes. Â 2. Buy new designer shoes. Â 3. Practice her beauty contest walk once she recovers. Â 4. Find Joe the Plumber. Â 5. Challenge the driver to a debate. Â 6. Look for an energy solution to the [...]
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Yucca Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Pedestrian Accident
Yucca Valley Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Truck Accident
1. Fall for another fake phone call from the French President offering his sympathy. Â 2. Throw the McCain aides who are trashing her under the proverbial wheels of the truck. Â 3. Lay low in Alaska. Â 4. Go moose hunting. Â 5. Have the [...]
Palm Desert Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Ways to Know You’re Dealing With Idiots
Here is Palm Desert Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Theyâ??re all turkeys. Â 2. They donâ??t read every newspaper. Â 3. They donâ??t know how to shop for bargains. Â 4. They donâ??t know how to put lipstick on a pig. Â 5. They [...]
Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses for Failing in Business
Here is Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Partner falls asleep a lot. Â 2. Not mavericky enough. Â 3. No one in Alaska has any money now that the price of oil is down. Â 4. Turkey gaffe ruined reputation for intelligence. [...]
Yucca Valley Business Lawyer’s Top Ten Changes Sarah Palin Would Make in the White House
Here is Yucca Valley Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Put a Neiman Marcus store in place of the bowling alley.  2. Hire a different plumber.  3. Move the white house to Anchorage.  4. Put up moose heads.  5. Equip the secret [...]


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