1. Buy new designer clothes. Â 2. Buy new designer shoes. Â 3. Practice her beauty contest walk once she recovers. Â 4. Find Joe the Plumber. Â 5. Challenge the driver to a debate. Â 6. Look for an energy solution to the [...]
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Yucca Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Pedestrian Accident
January 25th, 2010
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No Comments »Yucca Valley Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Truck Accident
January 18th, 2010
1. Fall for another fake phone call from the French President offering his sympathy. Â 2. Throw the McCain aides who are trashing her under the proverbial wheels of the truck. Â 3. Lay low in Alaska. Â 4. Go moose hunting. Â 5. Have the [...]
Palm Desert Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Ways to Know You’re Dealing With Idiots
December 21st, 2009
Here is Palm Desert Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Theyâ??re all turkeys. Â 2. They donâ??t read every newspaper. Â 3. They donâ??t know how to shop for bargains. Â 4. They donâ??t know how to put lipstick on a pig. Â 5. They [...]
Posted in Arizona Trees Tags: Attorney’s, Business, Dealing, Desert, Idiots, know, Palin, Palm, Sarah, Ways, You’re No Comments »Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses for Failing in Business
December 14th, 2009
Here is Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Partner falls asleep a lot. Â 2. Not mavericky enough. Â 3. No one in Alaska has any money now that the price of oil is down. Â 4. Turkey gaffe ruined reputation for intelligence. [...]
Posted in Arizona Trees Tags: Attorney’s, Business, Desert, Excuses, Failing, Palin, Sarah, Springs No Comments »Yucca Valley Business Lawyer’s Top Ten Changes Sarah Palin Would Make in the White House
December 14th, 2009
Here is Yucca Valley Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten: 1. Put a Neiman Marcus store in place of the bowling alley.  2. Hire a different plumber.  3. Move the white house to Anchorage.  4. Put up moose heads.  5. Equip the secret [...]
